Two bizarre-but-true facts. You pick the weirder one. Repeat forever.
Ketchup was sold as medicine in the 1830s
Ketchup is so thoroughly associated with fast food and condiments that discovering it was once a prescription medicine inverts its cultural identity completely — from the most banal of toppings to a regulated pharmaceutical.
The human body emits visible light — you're literally glowing, just too faintly to see
The concept of humans 'glowing' sounds mystical, but it's a documented physical phenomenon — we're just too dim for our own eyes.